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fuckyeahmytwistedmind:

fourex-:

spoopydarnni:

cumleak:

also i saw this on the unicef twitter page and thought id share

PSA ok

The second person diagnosed with Ebola is a nurse in dallas.

PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELF
DO NOT START MASS HYSTERIA

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owldude:

*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice

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"In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man; either, a human being, without feeling fear, restraint, or obligation."

- Simone de Beauvoir (via hqlines)
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iguanamouth:

the fourth set of commissioned unusual dragon hoards ! looks like the breakfast and comic book hoarders might be cousins huh ? ? 

(part 1) (part 2) (part 3)

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alphabitches:

10yo sister: i know why your phones so cracked its bc of all ur selfies

me: image

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unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

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desmond-the-creppy-bear:

The Unbelievable Photos Taken by the Crazy Russians Who Illegally Climbed Egypt’s Great Pyramid

people, you may never see an image like this again… so yeah, reblog it

Ya well I can’t blame them for climbing that

Just look at that incredible fucking view

amazing

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  • Question: you tell crazy stories but has a woman ever tried to kill you ? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    jimmbbo:

    perfect-melodies-filthy-wubs:

    prettyboyshyflizzy:

    This one girl accused me of cheating for having female friends (which i wasnt fucking or flirting with but was just cool friends I dont wanna talk to a bunch of niggas all day i need a female perspective on things) she was screaming at me for 20 mins straight

    i dont argue back cause im laid back im just like mhmmm mhmmm looking in my phone checking sports scores and on twitter … so at one point she says “was the pussy atleast good my nigga?” i was like “mmhmm that shit was nice and tight”  all of a sudden i heard silence i look up shes like

    image

    *this is the moment where i knew i fucked up*

    just looks at me like that for like 20 seconds “im like bae im just playing.. im just playing…”  she runs to the kitchen… and starts going in the drawers “im like shawty u needa chill”   im like “im just playing”

    she pulls something out all i see was the light beam reflect off it

    i get a good look i see this in her hand

    im in the couch like

    she starts running towards me so i open the door step outside then shut the door from the outside and use all my body weight to hold onto the door knob, She used to run track in highschool so i think she gon catch me so im like nah im not even gon run and get stabbed in the spine

    she pulling tryna open it lol im in a project type building on the 12th floor man I was standing there for 43 mins shorty aint have an ounce of quit in her. People walking by laughing hearing her screaming at me

    some middle aged lady walked by she was like 50 she was like “mmmmhmmm she caught your ass didnt she”

    im like “ma’am help my arms tired”

    she was like ahaaa nope “call that bitch you was fucking for help”  and walked into her apt

    then shorties mom came out the elevator i was like thank god.. she was like oh lord what u do.. i was like “nothingg ma’am she got a knife i swear i did nothing ” her mom was like “kita put the damn knife down im coming in if u stab me imma beat your ass” i feel the pressure get off the door and i make a run for it i see her try to come chase me but her mom blocks her Im sure i coulda beat usain bolt in a race the way i was running

    she was really gon stab me, If her moms aint come i woulda still been standing there holding the door to this day

    i’ve never re-blogged something so quick in my life. 

    I fuckin love tumblr stories

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communistbakery:

ITS OCTOBER TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN

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mymomcantfindthisblog:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH

I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt 

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aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY

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Where did your sister acquire this.

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