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perriencess:

i wish i was one of those blogs that give people heart attack by reblogging their stuff

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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captain-america-in-the-impala:

cr41g:

We live in a pretty fucked up society. This all relates back to a bunch of “boys will be boys” mentality from parents. I get so pissed when I hear that. Like fuck bad parenting. ugh. This world. 

On a positive not there are still decent people out there and it’s our job to try to be the best human beings we can and teach others to do the same.

I agree so much with almost all of these, but the first one…I get it.  Really.  It sounds nice, in theory.  It’s just that, no matter how many times you try to teach people “don’t drug someone,” there are still those messed up nut jobs out there, those people that don’t care who they hurt to get what they want.  There are still people out there who are going to drug people, not because they haven’t been taught better but because they don’t care what they’ve been taught.  So I think it’s still absolutely essential to learn how not to get drugged or raped or kidnapped, because the people out there who do that sort of thing are going to keep doing it, no matter how many times you try to teach them not to.

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a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

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Who needs to sleep…

Who needs to sleep…

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nue:

life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

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angrychocolatefiend:

betweenelsewherenevermore:

burdenofeclecticism:

this is the single best post on tumblr

I want all the animals

is the Siamese riding the husky sidesaddle?

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sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

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ohgoonseriously:

People who take a bite out of a KitKat without breaking it up first make me uncomfortable

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